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There was an Old Jentelman named Michael
Who passionatly liked moto-cikle.
So when he appeared
All inhabitants disappeared -
Very lively was our Michael.

There onse was a Cannibal named Little Dreakfast
Who was cooking a wonderful breakfast:
Prose-writers, musician,
Two poets and one politician
Are formed such a wonderful breakfast.

There onse was a Young Lady named Kat
Who on Saturday felt off a bed.
Two days or some more
She was lie on the floor
And returned carelessly to bed.

Примечание.
Вот что нашлось-то. В ходе гуманитарного проекта на ВК (я туда выкладываю исключительно старые тексты, пока что 90-х и даже кое-что из 80-х нашлось) обнаружил три лимерика на английском. Причем, возможно здесь даже не автоперевод, а оригинальные тексты, хотя вряд ли.
Сейчас я их даже не понимаю, а когда-то ведь сочинил.
Конец примечания.